The Biggest Loser is Making Me Hungry

Tuesday October 20, 2009 @ 09:09 PM
Pass the ice cream, I'm going to cry There's something about larger people trying to lose weight that brings a tear to my eye. And also makes me hungry. As I sit here, I'm thinking about ice cream...specifically chocolate chip cookie dough. I mean, these people on TV can't eat it. That saves more for me. I'll enjoy several scoops while they're running on a treadmill and crying about their past lives.

And let's face it, these people are not upset about their past. They're upset that they can't eat my ice cream. If anything, I feel more powerful as I eat and watch this show. Here I am, safe in my home. And those hungry people on TV can't eat my food. They can't break through the glass screen and devour everything in my kitchen. So, I'll continue to eat this ice cream Biggest Loserers, as long as you continue to run on that treadmill and cry. Let's face facts, if you're on the Biggest Loser show, you can't eat my ice cream.
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By Kelley @ Tuesday December 22, 2009 @ 09:28 PM

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By Davis @ Thursday October 22, 2009 @ 09:06 PM

Who isn\'t or wasn\'t facing this fact prior to your post?
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