This country just can't win
Wednesday January 13, 2010 @ 08:11 PM
This is ridiculous. Haiti continues to be one of the poorest countries in the world. Yet it is hit with a monumental earthquake. How does this happen? It's like a kid I went to school with who always tried so hard, yet only ended up with a C average. It's like Wile E Coyote getting so close to the Road Runner and then falling off a cliff. Or ALF never getting that cat. Or Wyclef creating some listenable music. There should be some kind of Committee of the Planet Earth (and no I don't mean the United Nations...no one listens to them anyway). Haiti should be able to appeal for getting screwed hard repeatedly. They should be entitled to a tax refund or something. Shit, maybe they can all get ice cream cone vouchers. I don't know. Let's face facts, Haiti deserves more than Wolf Blitzer's face over a satellite feed talking about how bad it is and how much he would never want to be there.
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