Winter Olympics, Say What?

Tuesday March 16, 2010 @ 08:26 PM
Let's watch some figure skaters crash! I'm not saying that the Olympians liked messing up this year, but they did enjoy crashing. I found that between skiing, skating, and sledding, there were tons of crashes. And why not...the Olympics need ratings. People like watching other people fall. It's sad but true. Imagine training for years, crashing down the slopes, and then having to wait 4 years for redemption. It's a hoot to viewers like us.

Here's a quick recap of everything besides the falls:

Canada won the hockey tournament. I feel if this is a just world, the Canadians should win. Don't get me wrong, I'm American. But c'mon, we can't be good at everthing. Canada's life is hockey and they should always win. In fact, every year there should only be two teams allowed to play...Canada vs. Russia. But that's because I believe Russians spawn genetic freaks like the Russian guy from Rocky.

The rotund Americans won bobsledding. News flash, I also beat my brothers sledding down a large hill this year. Someone give me a medal.

Some more skaters fell

The stupid American skier girl who lost while showing off years ago, crapped out again.

Canadians can't get an opening ceremony to work correctly

The American dude with red hair won every snowboarding event known to man and then shit on the rest of the competition.

That is all. Let's face facts, this was a great summary of the Olympics.
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This country just can't win

Wednesday January 13, 2010 @ 07:11 PM
This is ridiculous. Haiti continues to be one of the poorest countries in the world. Yet it is hit with a monumental earthquake. How does this happen? It's like a kid I went to school with who always tried so hard, yet only ended up with a C average. It's like Wile E Coyote getting so close to the Road Runner and then falling off a cliff. Or ALF never getting that cat. Or Wyclef creating some listenable music. There should be some kind of Committee of the Planet Earth (and no I don't mean the United one listens to them anyway). Haiti should be able to appeal for getting screwed hard repeatedly. They should be entitled to a tax refund or something. Shit, maybe they can all get ice cream cone vouchers. I don't know. Let's face facts, Haiti deserves more than Wolf Blitzer's face over a satellite feed talking about how bad it is and how much he would never want to be there.
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